Hot Sexual Perversion in Alien and Alien Resurrection

We encounter many types of monsters in this class.  Whether or not they are monsters at the end of the day is one’s own opinion.  I feel that the creatures in Alien and Alien: Resurrection are monsters.  I grew up in the 80’s unable to watch the films because they were much too scary for a kid with an overactive imagination.  Watching them now I see that the films are monstrous for reasons other than the fright factor.  The Alien Quadrilogy is all about sex.  Violent penetration, phallic objects, bizarre births, abortions, misconstrued forms of lineage; it has it all.  Throughout this entire four-film-long sexual exploit, one thing is apparent, that perversions of sex are the scariest things of all.

The first and most obvious example to look at is the Alien.  The Alien itself is a creature that wears sexual symbolism on its sleeve.  From the smooth phallus shaped head to the erection shaped projection that kills its victims by penetrating them.  Its mouth is highly reminiscent of a giant, slimy, toothed vagina, which is undoubtedly every man’s worst fear.  From the very start we are presented with a creature that undoubtedly perverts sex in at least physical appearance.

Even earlier forms of the alien contain sexually suggestive characteristics.  The egg that the face hugger hatches from is shaped very much like a labia.  The face hugger itself inserts a long tube into the victim’s mouth and deposits an egg.  This is a prime example of how sexual perversion serves as a monster.  The rapid gestation of the creature also serves as a horror.  Pregnant women are said to have nightmares at the beginning of their pregnancy in which they are already at full term.  Certainly the development of the alien embryo is playing off this fear.  The fact that either a male or female can give birth to the Alien baby is also an example of sexual perversion.  The sanctity of childbirth is perverted by the face hugger’s ability to impregnate whomever is around.  Could it be said then that these Aliens are bisexual?  It is possible.

The birth of the Alien, which comes shortly thereafter, isn’t a pretty site.  The Alien bursts violently through the individual’s chest and then scampers off like a sixteen-year-old girl with daddy’s credit card.  This works off of maternal fears that childbirth is violent and painful and also the fear that when a child is born it will leave the mother before any affection can be given, the sort of reverse of Peter Pan syndrome where the child grows up far too quick.

The human characters of both Alien and Alien Resurrection also demonstrate signs of sexual perversion.  Ripley is the most prime example of this.  In the original Alien movie, Ripley was a by-the-book employee in a world controlled by men (the crew members of the ship).  Ripley is the only human in the first movie not to be penetrated by the Alien.  It certainly could be alluded that strong female archetypes cannot be penetrated and that this movie was riding on the strong feminist wave of the late 70’s-early 80’s.  Ripley even makes it through the first movie wielding a large, phallic shaped weapon that shoots fire.  Could this be penis envy?  Again, possibly.  I feel that it is a metaphor that women can wield “weapons” just as well, if not better than men.

The non-human characters of both films, Ash and Call do not fall prey to the Alien.  They are cyborgs, which while it is certainly a perversion of humanity, in reality they are only tools of the humans.  The other human characters though, especially in Alien, meet their fates.  Almost the entire cast from the first film is penetrated by the Alien’s acid spewing mouth erection, which speaks volumes about homophobia and sexual fear.

The spaceships of each movie can also be seen as perversions of sex.   In Alien, the cast is trapped inside a ship that is full of small tunnels with dilating doors.  Dallas’ search for the Alien in the air vents of the ship can literally be taken as a journey into the womb in search for a monstrous baby that needs aborting.

The first film climaxes with Ripley trapped on the ship with one of the creatures.  She manages to shoot it with a harpoon type weapon and then suck it out the door into space.  The Alien is then being dragged behind the ship, attached only be a single cord.  This couldn’t be a more obvious analogy for abortion, especially when Ripley fires the thrusters on the ship and finishes it off.  Ripley’s exasperated breathing over the course of a minute and a half concluded by an agonizing scream also adds to this symbolism.

Even the Alien lineage and lines of parentage in the two films are the result of perverse forms of ancestry.  The family tree in Alien is one strange shape and it certainly doesn’t resemble any tree on earth.  In the first Alien film, the eggs give birth to the face huggers, which in turn produce an Alien which then gestates inside a human body until it violently forces its way in to the world, killing the individual.  Even the face hugger, after it has served its purpose, dies.  In essence, the Alien is born twice, first out of the egg and secondly out of the human.  This idea of a double birth certainly goes against the norm and likely represents the perverse nature of the Alien, placing it well outside what humanity.  As we’ve discussed before, in most scenarios, that which isn’t human is monstrous.

In Alien: Resurrection, the lineage is even more perverse.  At the end of the third Alien movie, Ripley is “pregnant” with the Alien and kills herself (which could be taken as her way of dealing with an unwanted pregnancy).  In the fourth film, Ripley has been cloned and the Alien that was gestating inside her is removed.  In this sense, Ripley is the mother because she gives birth to this Alien in the operating room.  It is interesting to note that the Alien does not undergo a natural birth but must be removed by a more perverse form of a cesarean section in which Ripley’s chest is cut open.  The Alien baby that was inside Ripley then develops into the Alien queen, which produces eggs full of face huggers.  The ship that Vriess, Johner, Christie, and the others is one then delivers to the facility a shipment of bodies which will be impregnated by the face huggers.  The Captain of the ship is almost serving as a pimp by delivering bodies to a client who pays him quite well.  These bodies are in turn give birth to the Aliens, which break loose and wreak havoc on the ship.  At the end of the film we finally learn that the Alien queen is pregnant.  She gives birth to a gross Alien-human hybrid that is composed of both Alien and Ripley’s DNA.  The first action this creature takes is to break the face of the Alien queen subsequently killing her.  It then proceeds to follow Ripley back to the escape vehicle.  All things considered, the Alien baby sees Ripley as the alpha female, which is why it kills its birth mother, and instead follows its grandmother, Ripley.

The abortion that takes place in Resurrection is much more violent.  Ripley, determined to rid herself of the gross Alien baby, shoots a hole in the window of the ship and the Alien baby is sucked out of that hole.  This violent abortion is reminiscent of early abortions in which the baby was removed using a suction method.  This subsequently puts an end to the unwanted child that Ripley inadvertently brought into this world.

In conclusion, Alien and Alien Resurrection demonstrate several ways in which perversions of sex, the gross distortion of one of life’s pleasures, can serve as a monstrous entity.  The Aliens in the film look and act in ways that distort sex and this aids in their fright factor.  Ripley, a symbol of female empowerment uses sexual techniques (phallus shaped weapons, abortion techniques) to preserve herself and avoid Alien penetration.  Surely if the FCC had screened this movie a little better, they would have realized the pornographic subtexts of the film.

Previously on Angel…

This rant by Herc from has been posted a few different times. I love it, everything he says couldn’t be more accurate. So instead of loosing it this time, I’m posting it here where it will forever be immortalized in slicon.

It’d be tricky to count the number of missteps, blunders and outrages committed by The WB over the past decade, but the hardest to swallow is still its boneheaded cancellation of “Angel” at the peak of the show’s creative power.
It was always a great show, made my top-ten list every year it was on, made me tune in every single week for five years. But its fifth and final season was one of the best seasons of televised entertainment ever broadcast. If you have to buy only one, five is the one to buy.

The only Mutant Enemy series in production the season it was on, “Angel’s” fifth season benefited mightily from creator Joss Whedon’s less-divided attention – to say nothing of the additions of actors James Marsters and Mercedes McNab, and veteran Mutant Enemy writers Ben Edlund (“The Tick,” “Firefly”) and Drew Goddard (“Buffy”) to its fold. By turns hilarious and heartbreaking, the spinoff’s fifth season rivaled in terms of quality even the best seasons of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer,” and I have no greater compliment to bestow.

Cordelia Chase departed for good, Harmony fretted, Connor redeemed, Gunn sacrificed, Knox was vanquished, Andrew and an army of slayers descended, Krevlornswath of the Deathwok Clan became this enormous badass and there were puppets, lots of puppets.

The first half of the season generated many many swell episodes: Spike’s resurrection in 5.1, the introduction of the peepee demon in 5.5, the Harmony-centric fun of 5.9 were all highlights.

But once the show was cancelled, Team Whedon came on like it had something to prove. The final eight installments boast no fewer than four astonishing five-star episodes: “A Hole in the World” (Fred bids Wes goodbye), Underneath (Hamilton, the new Wolfram & Hart liaison, arrives), “The Girl in Question” (Angel and Spike learn Buffy Summers has moved on) and “Not Fade Away” (Wesley Wyndam-Pryce shuffles off his mortal coil).

Like I said when I put “Angel” atop my 2004 top-ten list: The Whedon owns all our asses. He made “Brian’s Song” with vampires. They made me laugh and they made me cry very hard with the tears. You must watch to learn why.

Book Review – Early 1900’s style

My second essay for Neanderthals.  Two book reviews from the perspective of 20th century paleontologist Marcellin Boule.

Greetings to you.  My name is Marcellin Boule.  For those of you who aren’t familiar with my work, I am a French paleontologist.  My distinct specialization is in the study of Neanderthals.  From 1911 to 1913, I studied the La Chappelle aux Saints skeleton and subsequently published my analysis in the Annales de Paléontologie.  In later years I created a name for myself by exposing the hoax of the anthropological world, that of the Piltdown Man.

I’m getting a bit older now.  In the years since then, my study of La Chappelle aux Saints has gone under heavy scrutiny, but I stand firmly beside my belief that my analysis is the most thoroughly explicit and factually based account of Neanderthal physiology ever produced.

I recently procured two interesting novels dealing with the subject of Neanderthals.  How I came upon these two texts is a subject of much mystery, but I’ll do my best to explain.  One Tuesday afternoon in November, I stumbled across a letter in the post advertising very rare science fiction novella.  This society, which billed itself as the Cross Temporal Book Club, offered a variety of texts dating as far back as the Fifteenth Century and up to the Twenty First century.  At first I thought this was some sick joke orchestrated by that abruti Otto Hauser.  But the more I pondered over this, the more my mind was filled with fantastic notions.  Two of the books on the list were of particular interest to me.  The first was a book entitled The Inheritors by William Golding.  The second was a book called Hominids by Robert J. Sawyer.  I was instantly drawn to both books by their titles.  I followed the instructions on the envelope; selected the books I wanted, provided a form of payment and then delivered the letter to a certain mailbox on Rue Des Moines.  Months went by.   I’d all but forgotten about the event until one cold February morning a package arrived at my door.  Stamped across the brown paper wrapper were the initials for Cross Temporal Book Club.

In the privacy of my office I opened the package and beheld my two novels.  The bright covers alone were of great amusement to me, much more exciting than the crimson and auburn leather bound novels that filled the shelves of my office.  A note was attached to one of the books from the President of the company.  He had seen my name on the list and instantly recalled my contributions to the academic community.  He asked that if it wasn’t a bother, could I please review the books for him because my opinion would be priceless.  I was quite honored and decided it was the least I could do.  Refusing to wait another minute I settled down immediately with both the novels.

I chose to start with The Inheritors because it was published first.  The Inheritors is a fascinating account of the last days of the Neanderthals, eight individuals forced to relocate due to the changing climate.  Geography, nature and the elements make this a challenging task, but it isn’t long before the Neanderthal’s encounter what may be their most complex obstacle of all, modern man.

I thoroughly enjoyed this book, especially experiencing the world through the eyes of a Neanderthal.  The author did an excellent job translating the Neanderthals from the pages of science digests to the chapters of popular fiction, although I did encounter a few problems.  First, allow me to analyze the Neanderthal physiology in attempt to provide you with an accurate description of what is factually sound and what is the result of artistic license.  Not to boast, but my countless hours of research left me with a very clear understanding of Neanderthal physiology.  What William Golding creates is a creature that is a brilliant combination of both sapian and simian characteristics.  The Neanderthals of The Inheritors are covered in red curly hair, they are bow legged creatures with social and cultural characteristics that are solid representations of a species in development.  At times they move on all fours, very much like a Chimpanzee.  They are excellent climbers and terrible swimmers.  I found the idea of the Neanderthal’s as water fearing creatures quite interesting.  No doubt the short legs would make swimming a challenge.  The Neanderthal’s bipedal motions are a correct representation of how a bow-legged animal would move, with a sort of side to side swaying of the body.  In regards to the body, I feel that Golding underestimated the overall size of the Neanderthal’s.  My analysis defined the creatures as short in stature but very massive.  Golding’s creatures have a much daintier physique, or so I gathered from the reading.  But the descriptions of the protruding browridge, the flattened skull and the absent chin are tres bien.

The primitive landscape presented in The Inheritors is a completely accurate representation of the prehistoric climate in which Neanderthals lived.  The Neanderthals reside on the edge of a glacial formation, most likely the preferred type of climate for these creatures.  They seek shelter in caves with access to a nearby fresh water source.  Their close proximity to humans is a fairly accurate assumption.  As I stated in my research it is highly likely that Neanderthals and modern humans occupied the same areas at roughly the same times.

The Neanderthals communication in The Inheritors is based on the transfer of simply worded statements.  Since the story is told through the perspective of the hominids, we don’t get a clear indication of what their actual voices would sound like to our ears.  We do get an interesting take on their internal thoughts however.  I found it interesting that the creatures would refer to memories and ideas as ‘pictures’.  I suppose this is how a simple minded creature would seek to deduce something as complicated as a childhood memory or a thought process.

The Neanderthals in the story rely heavily on inherited knowledge and are reluctant to make any new decisions.  The moderns that they encounter in the story are much more advanced.  They are large in numbers, utilize language, perform complicated rituals, and carry advanced weaponry like bows and arrows.  From the very first moments of their introduction, we see the vast differences between the two groups of hominids, which can be attributed greatly to technology.

The anthropological definition of technology is ‘the body of knowledge available to a society that is of use in fashioning implements, practicing manual arts and skills, and extracting or collecting materials.’  The Neanderthal men in the Inheritors carry with them large sticks (referred to as thorn bushes), which isn’t entirely inaccurate.  Since wood very rarely preserves, any archaeological evidence of such tools would have long since vanished.  It is a completely safe assumption to say that Neanderthal’s used wooden implements.  My own analysis has proven that Neanderthals had a stone tool culture; we know this because stone tools have been uncovered at Neanderthal sites.  Stone tools were used almost exclusively for hunting and food processing.  One scene in the novel shows how the Neanderthals used stone to break the joints on a deer carcass, remove the flesh and internal organs and collect the meat.  It is interesting to read how quickly they are able to reduce the animal to little more than bones and there is no doubt in my mind that it is an accurate representation of the processing of their food.  The Neanderthals of the story also do not believe in waste.  They transport and store the deer remains in the animal’s stomach.  Rather than devour the kill in one sitting, food is rationed off and priority is even given to the elders and the sick.  The Neanderthals of the novel are hunter-gatherers, they rely on grubs, berries, shoots, and any animals they can hunt and kill.  Allusions are made to cannibalism in one scene.  Shortly before Mal passes away he tells the others not to eat him.  I am quite intrigued by this idea of cannibalism amongst Neanderthals.  While I myself had never considered the idea, I feel that in all likelihood, cannibalism could have occurred.

The Neanderthal’s of the story a portrayed as creatures with sexual desires.  They do not seek sex for pleasure, but do strive to reproduce and willingly share partners without jealousy or hatred.  The elders of this novel are held in great respect and their knowledge is greatly valued amongst the other members of the clan, especially the wisdom of the old woman.  Her role as a type of medicine woman is completely believable though there is no archaeological evidence to support such social roles.  The author really knew his stuff when it came to the subject of ritualistic behavior.  One of the conclusions I drew from my analysis of the La Chappelle aux Saints skeleton was that Neanderthals must have prescribed to some form of religion or belief system, otherwise they wouldn’t have buried the ‘Old Man’.  When Mal dies he is placed into the ground and covered by dirt.  As I explained in my publications, burying is a sound example of ritual.  The Neanderthals in this story also speak of Oa, who I attributed to be some sort of higher power represented through nature.  This is believable because no physical evidence of religious worship (idols for example) has ever been uncovered.

Overall, I enjoyed this book for its interesting premise and solid attempt at portraying Neanderthals in the way that I found them to be.  Certain ideas such as hair color and thought process were intriguing to read, but are impossible to represent in the archaeological record.  The reader gets a good sense as to why the Neanderthal’s failed as a species.  They simply could not compete with the advanced ways of the modern humans.

Now we come to the matter of the second book, Hominids.  The author of this book must have been a complete madman!  Neutrino observatories, parallel worlds, machines that think; utter madness!  I read the book with an open mind, finding myself sometimes quite vexed by the fantastic examples of technology.  Can the world really change that much in the next hundred years?  I’m skeptical.  Skeptical too about the way in which the Neanderthals are portrayed.

The novel is set in the early Twenty First Century.  By some coincidence of physics, a Neanderthal from another version of reality is transported to our world, providing the humans with a living specimen.  A specimen that is completely flawed.  Never mind the fact that Sawyer’s Neanderthals are depicted as being on the same intellectual level as modern humans, let me explain what was correct and incorrect about his physical depictions of Neanderthals, one in particular named Ponter.  But first I must compliment the human characters in this novel who possess commendable qualities of understanding and treat the Neanderthal as a member of society and not an individual to be dissected.  I was quite fond of the character of Reuben Montego.  His personality, character and intelligence reminded me of my dear friend and colleague Albert Gaudry.  But the Neanderthals are the focus of this review, therefore, what can be said about Ponter?

Ponter is (and for that matter all of the Neanderthals are) an astounding creature, but terribly misconstrued.  I was disappointed at the description given by the author, major attributes of the Neanderthal physiology were completely wrong.  Was Sawyer not aware of my in depth study of the La Chappelle aux Saints?  If he had simply read over my analysis of the Neanderthal remains he would have seen that they were much different from the way he described them.

I give Sawyer credit for his in-depth description of the Neanderthal physiology. Over the course of several pages he systematically points out almost ever feature of the Neanderthal body.  As a fan of thorough analysis, I found his hominids to be much more clearly defined than those in Golding’s Inheritors.  However, the specific details of the Neanderthal physiology in Hominids straddle a fine line between what I would consider scholastic accuracy and fantastical farce.  At times, Sawyer hits it on the nose, at other points however I feel he is completely misunderstanding the archaeological evidence.  Sawyer’s first descriptions are of a creature with a large, long skull bearing a round protrusion in the back, a doubly arched browridge, low forehead, a large mandible, a completely absent chin, and gigantic nasal cavity with strange triangular projections.  His description of the Neanderthal face is a sure sign that Sawyer did his homework.  The characters even recognize these physiological differences as distinctly Neanderthal.  However, it is in the description of the body that Sawyer’s facts begin to get misconstrued.

Ponter is light skinned with blond hair, a fact that could be attributed to his geographic location.  No archaeological evidence exists to support this.  Ponter is said to be around five foot four inches.  My analysis of Neanderthal skeletons estimated their height to average around five foot one inch.  This difference in height is no doubt a result for the blatant disregard Sawyer has for my analysis of the Neanderthal vertebral column and limb bones.  Sawyer is confused into thinking that Neanderthal’s stood fully erect.  This leads to several other problems later on in the story.  At one point in the story Ponter rushes through a location carrying Mary.  My analysis clearly states that because of the orientation of the bones in the legs, this burst of incredible speed would be impossible.  Neanderthals were bow legged creatures that were far less perfect in bipedal motions and therefore would be unable to run as fast as Sawyer presumes.  This combined with the structure of the foot, which rested on the outer edge, makes the scenario completely impossible.

The computer implant that assists Ponter in his communication is quite intriguing.  Even the humans of the future seemed equally baffled.  No doubt the authors intent was to make the novel more exciting by allowing Ponter and the humans to communicate.  Ponter’s language is described as lacking complicated vowel sounds such as the ‘-ee’ sound at the end of Mary.  This could be attributed to the position of the voice box, but archaeological evidence cannot support this claim.  As far as I am concerned, it is doubtless that they possessed only the most rudimentary articulate language.

I was quite intrigued by the concept of the neutrino observatory.  While I have never heard of such things in my studies, I’m led to believe that in the future such scientific observations are imperative to human survival.  The beginning of this novel takes place a mile and a half below the surface of the Earth.  Astounding!  Originally, my academic career began with the study of geology so the interest comes naturally.  A unique feature of this novel is that it takes place in two separate realms that have evolved simultaneously.  Both of these realities somehow exist in unison but can only be bridged through special circumstances.  I find the concept of parallel worlds to be much too far-fetched.  Sawyer’s details are interesting though.  I was fascinated by the descriptions of the Neanderthal world, a land that seems to utilize technology but never at the cost of nature.  The environment of the Neanderthal world is pleasant wilderness supporting all types of extinct animals, including woolly mammoths.

The world of the Neanderthals is separated by sex.  Females inhabit one part of the city while the males inhabit another.  This idea is based on the menstruation cycle and seems to indicate that violence and strife are much less frequent when sexes are separated.  Sawyer also alludes to bisexual activity amongst Neanderthals.  I’ll admit, this idea caused me to blush.  What a truly bizarre concept!  In the Laboratory of Paleontology the relationship between culture and morphology (or sexual preference) isn’t an issue as we stick specifically to physical descriptions.  Such accusations could only be the work of a fiction writer.

The population on Ponter’s world is somewhere around one hundred and eighty five million, which makes logical sense if his people are prescribed to a hunter-gatherer form of subsistence.  This choice of subsistence is interesting as it controls population, avoids waste, and could essentially curb obesity.  When Ponter journeys into the realm of modern man, he is encountered with new eating habits.  The people of the Twenty First Century seem to prefer foods heavy in salt and sugar.  Ponter is quite fond of one beverage in particular, Coca Cola.  I find it interesting that he has no tolerance for bread.  I would attribute this to the fact that his people were much too inferior to develop the technologies to produce bread products.  He also shows no interest in dairy products.  The mere idea of collecting milk from cows probably wasn’t even a twinkle under the browridge.  No, as a hunter-gatherer Ponter would be more inclined to want juice or water rather than coffee or milk.

Ponter describes to Mary that his people have no belief system; he has trouble even wrapping his head around the subject of religion and God.  The Neanderthals of Ponter’s world believe that death is simply the end.  One closes their eyes and that is it.  I have trouble with this because of, again, the archaeological evidence surrounding the La Chappelle aux Saints skeleton.  I refuse to waiver from the truth, that burial is a sign of ritual and therefore religion.

Overall both books were entertaining reads and fine examples of the way fiction can sometimes overwhelm scientific fact.  Both The Inheritors and Hominids serve as attempts to explain Neanderthals as they once were.  The examples given are based on some scientific results but the authors in both make frequent mistakes.  If I were forced to choose which novel portrayed the Neanderthal’s in a more accurate light, my favor would rest with The Inheritors.  Hominids is simply too much of a fictional romp.  It favors a heavy emphasis on inconceivable technologies, misconstrued understandings of Neanderthal physiology, and a scientifically impossible interaction between modern Neanderthal’s and modern humans.  The Inheritors however shows how these creatures really were: distant cousins of modern man that through their simple nature and inferior morphological function could not seek to compete with moderns.

Sheep Butchery

A portion of my grade in my ‘Neanderthals: Fact, Fiction and Fantasy’ class was a sheep butchery using obsidian tools. We created the tools ourselves which were unbelievably sharp (The edges of the volcanic glass tools can actually reach 2 microns which is sharper than a scalpel). It took just over an hour to completely deflesh, disjoint and strip the meat from the animal.

I captured a short video to demonstrate the process. A little warning, you might not want to watch it around meal time, but it is quite fascinating to see how easily the obsidian slices through flesh.

Check out the video.

Review: Veronica Mars – 3×07 – Of Vice and Men

Moving right along this season we come to the second sweeps episode. While I should probably be working on one of a dozen term papers I have due this week, I feel much more inclined to review this weeks episode for the hundred or so of you that visit the site. This episode was written by Phil Klemmer and directed by Harry Winer.

The story:

A-Storyline – Veronica helps track down a missing boyfriend.

B-Storyline – Veronica helps to prove that Logan’s friend Mercer isn’t the rapist.

C-Storyline – Keith’s relationship with a married woman creates tension in the Mars household.

What I liked: Fantastic episode. Vinnie and that damn members only jacket, Lamb lighting up the screen with one liner after one liner, the return of the Fitzpatricks, Veronica’s disapproval of Keith’s decisions, jumping to conclusions abouth the boyfriend, the scene in the parking garage. Bloody brilliant.

My favorite line of the night:

Meryl: Is that a space laser?

What I didn’t like: I disliked very little in this episode. Veronica why are you leaving your soda alone with a date rapist on the loose? I would have liked to see a little more tension with the Fitzpatricks in the bar scene, but altogether it was tight.

Overall: Great episode.

This weeks episode gets a

4.5 out of 5

Check out the first five minutes of the episode below (yes, I’m attempting to make up for this abbreviated review)!

Veronica Mars airs on The CW Network Tuesday’s at 9PM EST.

Feel free to post your own thoughts and/or review below.

Review: Veronica Mars – 3×06 – Hi, Infidelity

Wow, a little late, many apologies. School is down to the final weeks which means my focus on school work is up 200%. Since my last review we’ve had two great episodes and the announcement of a “full season”. I say “full season” because 20 episodes is 2 short of what usually constitutes a full season. Fantastic news for a cast and crew that have really gone above and beyond this season. Veronica continues to draw critical acclaim each week while the Nielson ratings (which honestly don’t mean shit as far as accurate representation) place the show in the 90’s. Anyway, I’ve got two episodes to review so here it is…This episode was written by John Embom and directed by Michael Fields.

The story:

A-Storyline – Veronica is accused of plagiarizing a paper.

B-Storyline – Keith gets further involved with a married woman.

C-Storyline – Wallace struggles with the repercussions of cheating on an exam.

What I liked: Snappy dialogue, Veronica vs. the class, excellent plot twist with Landry, Piz becoming the victim of awkwardness, mmm mmm Parker, Logan’s performance – the test scene, Bell’s god damn sexy curly hair – fucking yummy.

My favorite line of the night:

Veronica: Okay. You’re Rocky. Mechanical engineering is Mr. T. ‘Eye of the Tiger’ is playing.

What I didn’t like: The car accident seemed to be the dues ex machina of the episode, the who, what, where, when, and why to get Keith and Harmony together. It felt forced, but honestly I can’t think of a more appropriate way to pull it off so it slides.

Overall: Episode Six was solid. Good pacing, nice twists, subtle hints for future episodes.

This weeks episode gets a

4 out of 5

What a great start to November sweeps. The show is rolling right along.

Veronica Mars airs on The CW Network Tuesday’s at 9PM EST.

Feel free to post your own thoughts and/or review below.

Veronica Mars gets 20 episodes

Great news in TV land.   The CW has handed Rob Thomas seven more episodes of Veronica Mars, ensuring that quality television will continue to be broadcast  across the nation until April.  Now what about those last two episodes?  A full season is 22.  As soon as I find out what the deal is, I’ll let you know.

Also, apologies for the lack of updates.  Expect a few tonight.

Review: Veronica Mars – 3×05 – President Evil

When I first got word that Richard Grieco would be guesting on this weeks Veronica Mars, I’ll admit I was overcome with emotion. The first being absolute and utter fear for the sanctity of my show. My show. The one I’ve pumped since first season and the occasional stomping ground for the almighty Buffy-alums? Since when does Dicky Grieco get to play in my television time slot? Wasn’t his career over the moment Phantom Force aired? A movie that was so bad the director asked to have his name removed from the credits. Oh wait, before that. Sinbad? Grieco as Sinbad, are you serious? I was worried that Grieco would not only stain the show but simultaneously disgrace Watertown all in one simple hour long stroke. My cold seeping fear oddly enough went hand in hand with my almost giddy excitement that someone I had met on several occasions would be sharing frame with Kristin Bell. It’s like the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, I was that much closer to befriending televisions most sarcastic blond vixen through my association with the Griecmeister. So in rabid anticipation I sat down with the crew and watched the hour unfold. How was it? You’ll just have to keep reading.

This episode was written by Jonathan Moskin and David Mulei and directed by Nick Marck.

The story:

A-Storyline – A student run casino is robbed by two masked mischief makers.

B-Storyline – Keith Mars helps Dean O’Dell and his wife track down her dead beat ex-husband.

C-Storyline – Wallace treads down a dark academic path.

What I liked: Grieco’s performance. Certainly hiring a washed out actor to play a washed out actor was a fine choice. I wonder if during the casting process they made a direct call to his mom’s house to see if he was available to film. Alright, alright, I’m done with the bashing. He done good. Seriously, Grieco, though he looked slightly like a recovering alcoholic (cocaine is a hell of a drug) definitely played a good part. He didn’t overact, his chemistry with the other stars was spot on, and I was completely impressed. What else? Well, I wanted more Lamb and I got it. Lamb was on fire this week. “Hey good looking, we’ll come back and pick you up later.” Wallace and peer pressure, the blond girl checking out Weevil (actually the blond girl WHO check out Weevil), Weevil’s ever increasing part in this season, Bell’s performance, which was quite good this week.

My favorite line of the night:

Lamb: Good job JV, Varsity is taking the field now.

What I didn’t like: Not enough Dick. Dick Casablancas you sick freak! Not exactly a 100% completely engaging story.

Overall: I really enjoyed President Evil. Small clues on the rape scandal are working into the plot, whether or not people are picking them up is another thing. But VM fans are smart. In fact they are the smartest bunch of peeps out there cause they recognize solid drama, good comedy, and excellent storytelling when they see it. Otherwise they wouldn’t be watching.

This weeks episode gets a

4 out of 5

Next week is the first November episode, also known as the Advent of the TV world, or November Sweeps. Expect stellar stories, great guest stars and undoubtedly the return of some favorite characters. November sweeps is all about impressing your host and your audience and with only 13 episodes guaranteed, Veronica is going to have to put up one hell of a fight.

Good thing she’s used to it.

Veronica Mars airs on The CW Network Tuesday’s at 9PM EST.

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Casino Royale Music Video

The mucic video for Chris COrnell’s Casino Royale is up at MTV Overdrive.

Again I think the song is great but the video isn’t anything terribly special.  It’s your standard movie soundtrack music video: a few clips from the trailer, a few clips from the movie, and then the band or actor doing something utterly unimportant.  Still, its watchable.  What I’m really looking forward to is the title sequence in the film… when will they just start using those as the Bond music videos?  Half past never most likely.

 View the Video here.